I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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