She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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