I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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