How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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