he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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