i jhust puked up my retainher.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Oh god it's open bar.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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