Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
