she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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