): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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