Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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