So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Those nachos came to me in a dream
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You left your phone here
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