Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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