I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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