I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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