even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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