Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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