so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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