it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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