Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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