Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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