why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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