Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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