how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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