There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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