Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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