There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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