Are we in a gay sports bar?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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