Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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