Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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