I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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