So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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