Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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