i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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