I got her a Nickelback box set.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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