cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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