i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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