giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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