S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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