Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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