Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Couch. On fire.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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