I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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