i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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