seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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