hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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