What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Is Oprah even human
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Randomize
