I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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