is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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