I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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