is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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