so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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