That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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