I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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